Paris Hilton goes to jail

By Diane Silver

Paris Hilton has now spent her first night in jail, and I'd like to state for the record that I honestly don't give two hoots in a holler. I don't care if she's spoiled, a victim of fame, misunderstood or whatever.

I am pleased that she hasn't mowed anyone down with her car while driving under the influence. I am not-so-thrilled, however, with the media fascination with her. Do we not have a few other things to discuss that are a tad more important? Ah, you know, like a war, Congressional corruption, genocide, health insurance, an upcoming presidential election.

Oh, but I am so old fashioned.

End of rant.